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Woman Who Loves Clean Windows Falls!
Innocent bystander, John Doright noticed that his neighbor, Mrs. Elsie Cleanwell was climbing up a ladder to get to her window so as to save her precious view from being choked out by dirt and debris.
Doright says, "It could have all been avoided had her children not ignored when she relentlessly hinted at wanting a professional window cleaning package for her birthday... but instead... this... she periliously climbed a ladder on her own! In heels no less!" |
Most incredible Gift EVER Finally Discovered!!
 After years of debate among children as to what to get their mother the results are finally in! Shockingly, it wasn't the most expensive gift... it was the most thoughtful. Survey* Says... Kids have suspected for years that the combination of their mother's obsession for cleanliness, and deadly ladders would prove such, but now the proof is in the survey. |
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 Study Shows How Moms Live Longer5 Star University has just completed a study that conclusively proves that mothers who have their windows cleaned regularly by professionals live up to 10 years longer than their counterparts. It is still unclear whether this is due to the endorphines released by their brains after such cleanings, or if it is a byproduct of not exposing them to such dangerous activities. Some have mentioned it is the goodwill felt toward their children, but no matter what the reason is, "these mothers showed signs of more vibrant, happy, care-free women, and therefore overall more awesome to be around," says Dr. Nice of 5 Star University. |
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The most unfortunate part of all is that before Doright could relieve Cleanwell from her job, she precariously fell from her perch and ended up having her 2nd hip replacement in 2 years!